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Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.
Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.
Not to burst your bubble or anything, but when a test is graded by a robot, you're going to need some advanced study techniques.
Once a hookup, ALWAYS a hookup. You won't need a scientist to tell you that this theory will help lubricate your next dry spell.
Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.
You find a bottle of Bacardi outside your dorm. Do you: Bring it inside and share the wealth? Or, guzzle it all down and meet your END?
Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.
Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.