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Unicorn Keeper II

  • by Simon Gladyear
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  • April 13, 2006

Tags: Project Goodyer
Simon Gladyear

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It’s not easy being the son of Frankenstein. No matter how many bodies you reanimate, no matter how many villages get pillaged, people will always say, “Oh, you’re Victor’s boy!”

— Brandon Hicks

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Confessions of a Santa

Dear Diary,

 OMG... the real Santa has spoken!

Watch these five shorts!

  • by Simon Gladyear
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  • December 8, 2009

What’s in the Box?

Dear Diary,

A human hand is in the box.

Santa wants to keep this under wraps.  He doesn't need people questioning him where he got it. 

Cindy promises she won't tell anyone.  She has been asking for a human hand for a long time!

She's super excited!

She's never eaten a hand before...

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  • by Simon Gladyear
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  • November 23, 2009
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The Bold and the Beautiful

Dear Diary,

A long time ago, my brother Dwayne and I used to be best friends.

Today, we are arch enemies as we fight for the same girl.

I remember back in the day though, we used to have a lot of fun together.  We would both come home after school and have the house to ourselves for at least 2 hours before our parents would come home from work.

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