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I like you

  • by Simon Gladyear
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  • April 16, 2006
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  • 1

Tags: Project Goodyer
Simon Gladyear

Each post is typically from a different character. So enjoy, and reader's discretion is advised. You want to know more about , right?

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Anonymous April 18, 2006
Dear Scott,

My name is Rez Attcha. I have been trying to track you down for the last 13 years of my life. I'm just going to come out with it, you are my daddy. Let me refresh you memory. My mom is a thailand slut, who was riddled with slutness...ring a bell? Meet me in the park by your house at 11pm May 1st/06. Bring a diaper.

Rez

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