Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- The Problem with My City Is That It’s a City “I love living in a city, but I hate dealing with other people. I sh...
- Lists More Latin Mottoes for Trump-Era Goverment Entities Department of EducationOmnes discipuli reliquuntur...
- Don’t Believe Everythin’ Ya Hear: 5 Lies About The Ol’ Farm
- 5 Things That Make A Huge Smile Slowly Spread Across Your Face When You Think About Them
- After Drummer Porn Arrest, New Pornographers Look for Less Controversial Band Name
- What To Do
- I Am Your Surgeon, and I Will Be Wearing This Hat “The surgery itself should be quick, maybe forty-five minutes....
- Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours “Be advised that we’re monitoring the em dashes, as they a...
- Report: Sentient Little Lending Libraries Rebel Against Diet of B-Minus Literature
- This Is Not a Life Hack
- 10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night
- Kristi Noem Thinks Habeas Corpus Is A Harry Potter Spell
- My First Cemetery Crawl
- I LIVED IT: Someone Responded to My IG Story Using Words
- Man Aims to Get Couch in Next Couple of Years
- Woman in Desperate Need of Therapist Who Can Slap Her
- Entire Trajectory of Woman’s Life Changed by Singular Good Bowel Movement
- Toss Sports Tickers in the Penalty Box
- Flight Flies Without Pilot For 10 Minutes After Copilot Faints
- “Hello, Weary Traveler,” And Other Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Seal The Deal
- Ribald Rhymes for Fun Lovers
- D&D Player Protesting Book Burning Just Gonna Toss In 4e Handbook Real Quick
- Living the Spammed Life
- Report: Nation Deeply Divided on Correct Spelling of “Chode”
- Nadia Zafirovski
- Sure, If You’re An Unoriginal Hack
- Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed
- That Burgundy A-Line Dress With The Tags Still On Three Years Later Would Like To Have A Word With…
- How I Changed my Life by Bloodletting with Leeches
- The Coming War Over Our Shared Pokémon Avatar
- Combat vet joins War on Drugs
- Why I Drove a Half-Mile Through This Empty Parking Lot to Park Five Inches from Your Hyundai Sonata
- So Close! Here Are 5 Missing Kids Who Didn’t Make the Cut for the Next Soul Asylum Music Video
- ‘More gold and less science’ demands disappointed Donald Trump after learning Golden Dome not made of actual gold
- Quiz: Is Your Family Trying to Kill You?
- Urinal Cake Signals Beginning of Venue Gentrification
- Antivaxxers strangely silent on new gonorrhoea vaccine
- Neutral football fans busy scouring Europa League fine print in hope of finding way both teams can lose
- 5 Episodes Of ‘Boy Meets World’ Where Mr. Feeny Is Hospitalized After Eating A Mushed-Up Crabapple Off His Car Tire And...
- Tesla commits to another five years of losing profits
- “An Updated Review of Nosferatu (or How Bill Skarsgård Ruined My Sex Life),” by J. Condra Smith
- Timberwolves Announce Bold New Strategy For Shooting 3-Pointers: Make Them
- JD Vance Questions Why Pope Not Wearing a Suit
- My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My Room
- Still Not Watching Apple TV’s The Studio? Here’s Why You Should
- In An Effort To Curb Your Erratic Sleep Behavior, I Am Drawing An Imaginary Line Down The Middle Of…
- Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing
- Report: Final Fantasy Themed Orgy Ruined by 100% Cid Turnout
- New Los Angeles Law Requires You to Ask Dog Owners Their Name Too
- All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided
- Local Woman Seeks Justice for Father’s Murder, But Interviewer Just Wants to Talk About Her Ex
- Rainy Day Activities for Toddlers That I Do Not Recommend
- Spend $10 on Cigarettes, Get $500 in Bonus Cigarettes on Us
- CARTOON: Pondering Pints
- Fascinating: Biologists Have Revealed That Camel’s Humps Don’t Actually Store Water, They Store A Bunch Of Raisins
- The Funminists
- Calliope Wants a Piano by Kate Sullivan
- (Taylor’s Version)
- Chicago Violent Crime Down in All Categories But Social Media Comment Sections
- Local Hero (1983) in Five Sonnets
- list of things guys who say “you couldn’t survive a CoD lobby” couldn’t survive
- Yakov the Supplanter by Laurie Rosenwald
- Hey Dads, Hope You’re Ready for Bras with Nipples
- Clips from a Celebrity’s Vanity Travel TV Show Who’s Trying Too Hard to Be Down to Earth
- Forget TikTok, Try RickTok
- I’m a Literal Fish out of Water and the Hardest Part About Adapting to This Strange New World Is the Asphyxia
- I’m a Magic Bottomless Bag and I’m Tired of Carrying the British People’s Emotional Baggage
- As Windows 95 Installations Near Completion, Gen-X Techies Turn to the Horizon of the Future
- I’m The Archbishop, And, For The Last Time, There Is NOTHING Funny About The Word “Rectory”
- Leaked transcript of Donald Trump Finding Out Quatar Is Giving Him A Plane
- Researchers warn Tim Horton’s in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee
- 5 Stages of Childhood: The Honest Version
- Local Woman Discovers Existential Dread Minimizes Greatly When Drinking Beer on Patio
- I’m the Grillmaster for Our Memorial Day Party, My Wife Does Everything Else
- Peekaboo: The Perfect Game for My Baby and California Governor Gavin Newsom