The Snippets Archive
Snippets are funny quotes and amusing chunks of conversation from Nate DeGraaf's life, taken out of context, and arranged by funny themes.
Archive: 2005
Barnes and Shameful
The web is a complex and often curious medium.<br /><br />Allow me to demonstrate a sequence of unlikely Internet events that unfolded thru my thought pattern 5 minutes ago:<br /><br />-Hmm, I should find a cheap futon on <a href="http://www.craigslist.org">Craiglist</a>.<br />-I'm kind of lazy though...I wonder if I can just type in cl.org and get to Craigslist.
Headlines, Volume 1
How much does it suck to be Christian Slater? He hasn't had a hit in years and now he has to go to court for grabbing some woman's ass on the street.
Primal Urges
A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
Are You the Ultimate College Student?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
Balancing Act
Balancing Act
Credit Card Roulette
This past Tuesday I was introduced to a lovely little game called Credit Card Roulette.<br /><br />It goes like this:<br />
Social Networking
Social Networking
My Scarlett Letter
My Scarlett Letter
I’m on the Map
I'm on the Map
Drunk Decision
Drunk Decision
Dark Side of the Moon
<p>As a kid, I always looked at the moon as a two-dimensional object—usually the familiar white crescent. It never really occurred to my brain to process the moon as a sphere and sort of imagine the roundness of it.<br />