College Quotes
M: Since I somehow ended up being your DD tonight and you're obviously wasted I think you should tell me a good story...
K's Boyfriend: Well dude, this one time I was like driving and like the road was like....on top of me.
M: You like mean like...a bridge?
-Making fun of the drunk kid
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By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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