Mike Lamb

School: East Carolina University

Class of: 2000

Hometown: Greenville, NC

At a Glance:

Artist, writer, and a drunken lunatic prophet.

Bio:

Mike Lamb was born in a burning hospital over 300 years ago in Siberia. He was raised by wolves until the age of twelve. His hobbies include listening to Black Sabbath records backwards and throwing people through windows. The planet Pluto was originally named after him as a hoax, and the status of "planet" was subsequently revoked as punishment after scientists discovered that he was masquerading as a mythological diety under false pretenses. He has also written a dark comedy horror novel entitled Jack's Inferno, and enjoys making disturbing paintings of his own acid flashbacks.

Column:

Like being tied up and thrown into a windowless van made of dark comedy, fueled by psychotic drunken tales of sex, drugs, and the apocalypse.

Drug War Heroes: An Interview with Mickey Wolf 0 , 5.0
Brent Vanguard's Rapeocalypse Insurance Program 0 , 4.9
Stealthy Ninja Sexual Triggers 0 , 5.0
An Appointment with Dr. Hack 0 , 5.0
The Make-An-Unreasonable-Wish Foundation 4 , 4.8
Global Warming 2: Satan's Revenge 2 , 4.8
Jesus for President 2 , 4.6
10 Classic Things Every Awesome/Terrible Movie Should Have 4 , 4.8
Whitney Houston is Smoking Crack in My Kitchen 4 , 4.8
The Birds and the Bees 0 , 4.6
Christmas with the Kardashians (Black Tar Prophecies, Vol. 2) 2 , 4.4
The Complete Fucking Idiot's Guide to the Black Market 3 , 5.0
Fuck Wall Street, I'm Occupying Your House 12 , 5.0
Adventures in Phone Sex, Part 2 3 , 4.8
Beware the Dork Knights of Dragon Con 0 , 4.6
Presidential Rap Battle 2 , 5.0
Explaining the End of the World to Children 27 , 4.9
True Horse, Season One 2 , 4.8
Brent Vanguard's Fantasy Camp for the Tragically Poor 1 , 5.0
Adventures in Phone Sex 9 , 4.6
Secrets of Hentai Porn Stars Revealed! 3 , 5.0
The Four Bridesmaids of the Apocalypse 5 , 4.3
E-Z Bake Baby Clone Oven 3 , 4.6
Homosexual Chickens Petition Chick-fil-A 4 , 5.0
The Secret History of the National Yogurt Association 1 , 4.6
Congratulations to This Year's Rapture Winner! 3 , 5.0
The Secret of Cosmic Voodoo 3 , 4.6
Sluts are Awesome 34 , 4.8
Escape from Detroit (Black Tar Prophecies, Vol. 1) 0 , 5.0
Nicholas Cage, Ladypuncher 7 , 4.7
To the Manager of Motel 666: This Ghost Rape Will Not Stand 13 , 4.8
Lunatic Stripper Fantasy Land 11 , 4.9
The Burger Kingdom is Your Destiny 84 , 4.4
Copernicus Thunderbird's Zombie Scholarship Program 10 , 5.0
An Open Letter to the Mayor (Concerning the Alien Invasion) 8 , 5.0
My Spirit Guide is a Racist 6 , 4.6
The Troll's Guide to Internet Comedy, Deluxe Expansion Pack 11 , 4.7
Applying for a Government Grant (Involving Minotaurs) 7 , 4.9
Cocaine & Satan: Childhood Memories of the 80's 20 , 4.7
Childcare Alternatives for the Morally Bankrupt 18 , 4.4
The Troll's Guide to Internet Comedy 47 , 4.5

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