College Quotes

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Danny: So what happened, did you pork her or what?
Mike: Hmmm... not really.
Danny: What does that mean?
Mike: Well I asked her if she wanted to and she said no.
Danny: Why?
Mike: I guess she didn't like the word "pork."
-On getting into the loins

Iona College
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