| Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated, Part 2 | Andrei Trostel | 11/06/09 | |
| Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated | Andrei Trostel | 10/29/09 | |
| Halloween Double Feature: Top 5 Sexiest Male and Female Vampires | PIC Staff | 10/30/09 | |
| The November 1st Walk of Shame | Marcus Terry | 11/03/09 | |
| Ladies, Stop Cutting Your Hair! | Andrei Trostel | 11/13/09 | |
| The Bold and the Beautiful | Scott L. Goodyer | 11/16/09 | |
| Porn is Terrible, Part II (And You Enjoy Rape) | Xavier Holland | 11/16/09 | |
| Halloween Headaches 2.0 | Casey Freeman | 10/31/09 | |
| I Eat My Pringles with a Fork (and Other Equally Absurd Poems) | Ralph Jones | 10/26/09 | |
| Abstinence 'til Marriage: Christians are Fucked | Jessica Lynn | 11/18/09 | |
| 10 Classic Movies with Re-Worked, Oscar-Worthy Endings | Rich Monetti | 11/10/09 | |
| What I Did When I Turned 18 | Casey Freeman | 11/09/09 | |
| Bright Ideas and Grand Thoughts, With Your Internet Host Paul Frank | Paul Frank | 10/26/09 | |
| Texts From Last Night (To Myself) | Casey Freeman | 11/19/09 | |
| Pointless Rap Beef | Xavier Holland | 11/14/09 | |
| Fuck You, Bill Simmons | Xavier Holland | 11/20/09 | |
| Heroin, Handel and Tom the Bomb J. | Xavier Holland | 10/25/09 | |
| Unironic | Xavier Holland | 10/26/09 | |
| So Long Foundry! | Casey Freeman | 11/07/09 | |
| 15 Reasons Why You're Not Attractive | Ashley Solomon | 11/06/09 | |
| Life is Tweet | Xavier Holland | 10/28/09 | |
| Porn is Terrible, Part I | Xavier Holland | 11/11/09 | |
| Halloween Headaches 2.51 | Casey Freeman | 11/02/09 | |
| Why Doesn't Jadakiss Open a Checking Account? | Xavier Holland | 11/08/09 | |
| My Alter Ego: The Black Wolf | Scott L. Goodyer | 10/25/09 | |
| What's With the Beard? | Casey Freeman | 11/17/09 | |
| Locks of Thinly Veiled Disdain | Xavier Holland | 11/09/09 | |
| You, Too, Can Run the Wildcat Offense! | Paul Frank | 11/14/09 | |
| Maine? Man! | Gavin Pitt | 11/09/09 | |
| Mayans Predict "2012" Movie Will Suck | Casey Freeman | 11/10/09 | |
| My Organs and I Drive to Denver | Casey Freeman | 11/04/09 | |
| My Organs and I Return... From the Dead | Casey Freeman | 10/29/09 | |
| 8673 | Paul Frank | 11/04/09 | |
| Kiss a Little Longer: A Hair's Tale | Casey Freeman | 11/20/09 | |
| Halloweenus Asstastic Extravaganza | Fugly Slut | 10/25/09 | |
| Okay Mac, Stop Being an Asshole | Alex Boonstra | 11/13/09 | |
| Stoned Candy Adventure | Casey Freeman | 10/27/09 | |
| If You Give a Mouse a Cookie... | Alex Boonstra | 11/19/09 | |
| 10 Fun Facts About Cliff Lee!!! | Xavier Holland | 10/29/09 | |
| What's With the Hair? | Casey Freeman | 11/09/09 | |
| The Ancient Fighting Style of the Angry Black Woman | Alex Boonstra | 10/29/09 | |