College Quotes
Andrea (on the phone): Hey, where the hell are you? Molly and I are waiting.
Matt: I'll be there in three shakes of a Persian kitten's whiskers.
Andrea: ...I don't...okay, whatever. Hurry up. See you...soon.
-On lamb's tail alternates
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About J.B. Hour
Hometown
State College, PA
School
Pennsylvania State University
At a Glance
J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness.
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The Mind Of A PIC Writer
Damnit, I'm at work now.
Turn on laptop!
Yes! Welcome to Windows. I'm almost there!
I'm not going spend the entire day surfing the internet at work. Again.
Fuck, it's been 3 minutes and I'm so bored. I wonder what's going on at www.pointsincase.com.
Bookmarks --> Funny Stuff --> Points In Case | The Fine Print Of College Life
Who the fuck is KC Freeman? Let's read his BIO.
(click)
Dude, my BIO is way cooler, I claim to sleep with women in it.
Fuckin A, this dude is funny! Am I funny?
Hell Yea I am!
Should I leave a comment? I'll wait until I come up with something clever.
Ok, front page again. Nate has a new blog entry.
(click)
Fuck man, he drinks a lot. Way more than me. I hope Nate doesn't ever need a liver transplant.
I should write a new blog entry, but I don't have anything funny to say right now.
I know, I'll just do what everybody else did, and write a "mind of" piece and hope nobody flames me in the comment section.
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flame on
wow, i'm mentioned in a column i didn't write. i feel like i finally made it!
plus, this blog describes pretty much every day of work for me, except i use a crappy eMac.
You had a chance at glory here jb.
One way you could have capitalized on such an opportunity is through making more fun of nate, which is always funny.
"Hey, nate has a new blog entry (click) Fuck man, he has a lot of problems. The first being..." and then a long list of issues he has. Then again, the whole mind of a PIC writer theme would be thrown out the window. But that could be the beauty of it.
On a related note, perhaps a PIC writer can try out a "stream of consciousness" approach to at least one of their writings.
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