Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Music

Chuck Norris has vulnerabilities in...

MUSIC!

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Chuck Norris Movie Facts:

Chuck Norris tried to touch MC Hammer, but got burned.

Chuck Norris claims he is "Ms. New Booty."

Chuck Norris's rap career ended early when he found he couldn't find a rhyme for "Duck."

When Chuck Norris sings karaoke, it's always Jewel. And you can bet your ass that you won't see him looking at the monitor for the words.

Chuck Norris tattooed "No day butt today" on his ass, partly because of the pun, but mainly because he loves "Rent."

Chuck Norris' iPod has "Princess" written in Swarofsky crystals on it.

Chuck Norris was once spit on by a camel. Chuck Norris then broke out in anger, singing "My Humps" at the top of his lungs to regain his dignity.

Chuck Norris once took a bite out of a Boy George vinyl and swallowed it.

Chuck Norris listens to Fall Out Boy and cries.