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Lulu's Grandma: I do like Obama! He is elegant and handsome! You see? Sometimes being prejudice is a good thing.
Lulu: But you can't just base your opinions on your prejudices!
Lulu's Grandma: I don't! I base them on my horoscopes!!
-Caution: Old generation at work
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
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By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
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September 2006
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August 2006
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That Doesn't Make Me Gay
July 2006
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PIC Fantasy Baseball League Mid-Season Update
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June 2006
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I'm Not Dead Yet
May 2006
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April 2006
Whoops! Wrong IMEating Garbage
A Year Ago Today
A Call to Arms
Invading MySpace IV
King Midol
March 2006
Erotic Ne'er-do-wells Love Emerald NutsInvading MySpace III
Trash My Bracket (Sweet 16)
Spring Cleaning
Trash My Bracket (Day 4)
Trash My Bracket (Day 3)
Trash My Bracket (Day 2)
Trash My Bracket (Day 1)
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Taking Out the Trash
