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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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Short fiction, campus adventures, comedy poetry, and hunting for hot women.
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Short fiction, campus adventures, comedy poetry, and hunting for hot women.
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- Davey and Goliath Video Mashup
- Rat Belly
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Monthly archives
May 2010
Tuesdays with HipsterchickA Guy's Guide to Not Being a Girl (By a Creep)
January 2010
Davey and Goliath Video MashupSeptember 2008
Rat BellyAugust 2008
Captain of the SeaJuly 2008
Movie: Dr. TriangleInternet Biography: Leeroy Jenkins
How to Spot a Lesbian
The Rock God Proclaimeth: Led Zeppelin, "Black Dog"
The Rock God Proclaimeth: ZZ Top, "Legs"
The Rock God Proclaimeth: AC/DC, "Back in Black"
June 2008
Tomcat's Big IdeaI Wrote Three Little Stories in an Hour - Tell Me What You Think of Each!
My Favorite Quotes
The Morning of the Slaughter
The Legacy
Magic By Ray
May 2008
The Genius of Professor...Infestation
April 2008
At War with the AliensFourteen Loves Thirteen
Commercial Fun
Book Readers Rejoice!
Let's Lynch Tyra Banks
I Always Put My Penis...
Comments Welcome!
The Dead Day is Here, Brothers
Hey There, StumbleUpon User
September 2007
Dear NateWhich One of These Does Not Belong?
Leach: A Short-Short
A Poetic Thought on the Patriot Act
Dying Breed: The USA Writers' Farewell Tour, Part I (And a Poem Too!)
The Puddle of Optimism I Wake Up Soaked In & The Beginning of My Writing Diaries
This Spider Removes Cigarettes From Its Web
August 2007
WVU Threatens Students: Take OneUntil September, Bitches
Conversation with GullibleMoron16
Selling a Really Old Book?
Under the Influence: Dog Parody
Sleep (A Short Story)
Attention Facebook Zombie Fucks
7:13 A.M.
Random Thoughts #1
A Little Update About Queef
You Deserve This Blog Post
July 2007
Fun with OuijaMy Drunk Diary... I Mean Journal
The Corest of All Cores
Again, Some Music
Die, You Fucking English Major Bitches
Get to Know a Letter: The Letter A
Queef Part III: Now It's Personal
Quick Question
Queef: The Epic Saga Continues
My Near-Death Experiences
Chris Phelan is Dead
The World's Best Drinkers
Women's Liberty: The Video
My Top 50 Favorite Bands
If "Awesome" was a Homosexual...
A Complete List of the Books I've Read In the Last Four Years
The Rules of Sight (A Short Story)
Will I Speak at Your Wedding? Hmmmm.....
Queef: The Epic Saga
Watch This Again!
Harry Potter: Why Books are Different than Movies, and Get a Fucking Life
Oasis
Watch This...
Give this Band a Name?
June 2007
Women: Here's Some AdviceLove, Lest You Find Yourself Suicidal (A Play)
Fable-Press
Shocktart Orgasms
My Uncle Dologamy's Notes on the Surreal
My Best Orgasms, Part 2
O Magic Eight Ball, Am I Going to Die Alone?
GIVE THIS FUCKING PHOTO A CAPTION
My Best Orgasm, Part 1
Give This Photo a Caption 4
May 2007
You Know You HaveToo Many Friends When...How a Simple Bottle of Perfume Can Make You a REAL Man
Spit it Out (A Short Story)
All Along the Watchtower
Taryn's Mom: We Salute You
Give This Photo a Caption 3
Another Poem
Militant Dating
An Exciting Preview of This Week's Column!
Emo Song
Dolls like Last Dances
Give This Photo a Caption 2
True Story: I was Expelled from High School
The Present Tense (A Poem)
April 2007
Sweet New T-ShirtMy Perfect Woman
The Sexiest Enjoyed Manifesto (A Collection of Short, Dirty Poems)
The Top 10 Multiplayer Games to Play Drunk
Give This Photo a Caption!
Oh, Holy Christ
Plea to the Condom (A Not-So-Poetic Poem)
Okay I'm Back Goddamnit
The Benefits of Being an Internet Celebrity:
Stop Bumming My Cigarettes, Asshole
A Conversation with Myself
The Uncommonly Nice Girl and the Story of Tonight
March 2007
My Friend's a BitchHappy Easter
Your Help Kickin' Grad School's Ass
The Anti-Bitch Movement
Women: Blame Yourselves For Me
10 Women Who Make Life Better
Don't Live Cleanly
Dear Professor, I Didn't Read the Material Last Night
10 Strange Things I Found When I Cleaned My Room Today
Dear Roxy
Atlanta, Atlanta, Atlanta
February 2007
Dear PIC BloggersI Hate Jamster
Do You Know This Guy?
A Few New Poems
50 People I Fucking Hate
PIC Guesses
A Bong For You?
God Hates Fags.Com Music Video
Valentine's Day: A Misanthrope's Holiday
To the Student Council Candidates
No Sudden Movements (Poem)
I am Not Subtle, Nor Charming
January 2007
I Feed Off of Your Hatred100
In the School Newspaper Today
December 2006
My Xmas WishlistHittin' a Full Day
And the Breakup Pool Winner is...
Song Survey
C'mon Lil' Devil: The Story of a Romance Novelist and Yatil Green
Four Point... Oh... Fuck
Break Up Pool Time!
There are Homosexuals and Then There are Peas: A Story
A Short, Short Story #1
Stigmata
Fox in Sox, Prince of Denmark
Shards = Fun!
Hungover Poetica
C'mon, Bet me on Football
November 2006
Take This Coupon, You Stupid WhoreChina Nukes Paris!
What You Don't Know
Miracle Whip
Since It's Almost Christmas, Darling...
Your Mom: The Drinking Card Game
Pickles
American Gratuity: 21 Things I've Learned in 21 Years
Hot Gaudio on Gaudio Action
A Naked Girl in Every Bed: A 50th Post Celibration
Astronauts: Watch Your Bitch-ass Back
AstroglideFunkBeach Blues
An Open Memo to 85% of the Girls in My Classes
Childhood Vengeance
Fucked Up and Writing
Blues Bars
8:00 Pickup and a Brief Word on Louisville's Football Team
October 2006
MacGyver > NorrisJoin in the Dissection!!!
The Best 80's Ballads, My Top Ten
A Quick Lesson: How to Get Your Ex-Girlfriend to Spend at Least $50
I Called It
Eyes?!
Tits, Ass, Legs, Stomach, or Vagina?
Slime Volleyball & Proof that My Friends are Fucking Ridiculous
My Dick is a Carebear
Loving the Older Woman!
A Fable
Pajama Orgy: Understanding My Friends
Oh, The Places You'll Go: The Lesbian Bar
Monopoly Cards DribbleGlass.com'd Like to See
Broken Finger: Fucking Shit Goddamnit!!!
Rain to Snow: A Good Time
My Impression on JD Boston's Blog (A POEM)
Fucking Up Ned Lamont's Facebook Profile, Yo
I Noticed That You Don't Touch Snow... (A Poem)
Fan Mail #1: "HE-WOMAN!!!!"
51 Things You Shouldn't Know About Me
Coffee Shop in Tijuana (A Poem)
Fucked Up Hippie Cult?!! What?!
For Her Pleasure: Cowboys Go to the Lesbian Bar
WVU Professor Fun!
The Hot Shot, Chapter 1
On Picking Your Nose and Dipping It Into Fresh a Caviar Dish
Reasons Why I Want to be King, of England in the 16th Century
St-St-St-Stuttering S-S-Shards
My friends are fucked up.
September 2006
MY WIFE IS SUDDENLY HORNY!!!!!Free the White Man?
Will Blog for Food
Operation Wingman: Saving Private Philip
Bitch Guidos of the Week
On Speaking
I'm a Stupid Cunt Sometimes
Fucking Katherine Harris' Facebook Profile UPPPP, YO.
Three Badass Poems and an Ellipses...
The Fucking Outrageous Outrages of a Pizza Delivery Dude
It's Good to Be Back.
