First,
- Take two separate objects (persons, things, etc.) and write about them subjectively.
- Then, comingle the two (like snakes!).
- Lastly, show off to friends.
Example below:
The boy was sitting at a table talking to friends of his when he noticed a girl deflecting her eyes whenever his made contact. There were smiles. The boy talked louder in effect to be noticed. The girl who had been looking at the boy was now looking at the boy for the sole reason of his voice being too loud, interesting conversation proved to be decibel shattering. The girl was invested. She could not look away. The boy looking at the girl talked louder so he would be noticed by the girl who in turn was noticing the boy not because of his charm or status or looks or any number of things but in fact by the shocking loudness of the boy's voice in the quiet room. One could not just simply avert one's eyes. She was glued to him like that of a child to an early morning television show.
Ta-da! You're smarter than most dumb uncultured losers!