He withdrew his index and middle fingers from my now gloppy anus, snapped off his once-white gloves and tossed them in the waste bin with a casual remark:
“The proctologist will be in any minute now.”
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Kwanzaa: My Favorite Time of Year
Pine needles are dropping off trees, bags of used wrapping paper are collecting in various corners of various living rooms, television stations are airing their countdown Jamborees, yes, it can only mean one thing.
Kwanzaa is here. I can't tell you how much joy I get from exchanging the traditional Kwanzaa greeting:
"Happy Kwanzaa!"
Happy Tenth, Points in Case
It's hard to believe that PIC is turning 10 years old. Partially because that's an eternity in the comedy-website world (remember when fmylife.com was fresh and relevant?), but mostly because it seems like it's been much, much longer than that.
