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Tag: Writing
How to Write About Your Anxiety Instead of Actually Dealing with It
Sure you have been up since 3 AM, counting the hours before you cry in the bathroom on your lunch break. That doesn’t mean you can’t tell others how to live.
I’m Getting Different Wordles than Everyone Else and It’s Not Going Well
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
Ten New Year’s Resolutions from a People Pleaser… Unless Ten Is Too Many, I Can Do Five Instead, It’s Really No Trouble
I resolve to say "No" more often to things like babysitting around the clock for my friends.
Troll Tries Internet, Immediately Starts Blog
Skog thought Troll Doll craze of '80s was peak. Skog wrong. Peak time for Troll now.
Excerpts from “Maynard McClelland, Bathroom Detective”
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.
Goosebumps Books You Almost Remember
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess
“Beowulf” Is a Total Rip-off of My Life
The monster in the poem “dwelt in the moor-fens, the marsh and the fastness”--and guess what, that’s exactly where my monster dwelt.
Words That Mean Totally Different Things on Craigslist Apartment Ads
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
Paul @Corinthians
@Corinthians Love is patient love is kind. It does not filter, it does not crop, it is not thirsty #Paul #RunTellThat
Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.
I’m Furious That My Soul-Crushing Novel Isn’t a Bestseller
But after all my sacrifice, my masterpiece sold only sixty-three copies, fifty of which I pawned my furniture to buy.