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I definitely don’t lay in bed motionless, hovering between sleep and wakefulness, until finally my hungry cat comes and scream-meows in my face.

“Synonyms for ‘laugh’ include ‘chortle,’ ‘gurgle,’ ‘snicker,’ and ‘titter,’” Commander Garm told the dead alien for no discernible reason.

Persistent Car Salesman: Hi, Jared, it’s me, Buddy (at least that’s the name you call me by). Well… I’ve written a screenplay!

My question is whether, if this is fated to happen, I can nudge it along by killing my boss. --Name Withheld in Scotland

As for the accusations of exploiting your children for money, well, times are tough and you need to provide however you can during this uncertainty.

And then it hit me: if Jessica is begging for my wisdom, there must be dozens of other hot girl writers who are crying out for my help, too.

My cat was born in hell. She exists solely to antagonize me and if anything ever happened to her I would kill everyone and then kill myself.

I read Act I of your screenplay "The Library" while sighing and pretending to process your order.

“Be where your enemy is not.” When your roommate occupies the shower, secure the sofa or most comfortable communal chair, as well as the remote.

If I were spitballing names for an evil mountain, I feel like “Mount Doom” would be one of the first things I thought of.

Tired of quarantining, Raskolnikov becomes convinced that society must sacrifice the old for the greater good.

"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?