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This residency is fully funded and exists in an alternate universe where the words fully funded do not mean we give you funds.
This residency is fully funded and exists in an alternate universe where the words fully funded do not mean we give you funds.
"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"
We appreciate you allowing Goodman & Forsythe the opportunity to review your fantasy novel, Bible. Unfortunately, it is not right for us at this time.
Tuppin Yerp - A rascal! Most days you can find him by the creek, fishing rod in one hand and slingshot in the other.
That should say “eight million." I guess you could pay somebody to fix it or—wait, we do that for free, all for the cost of a cup of coffee, don’t we?
Instead of Jerrick Glitterblade, how about Jamal Kingston? A little regional flavor would add specificity to his character.
The invitations should allude to the theme of the evening. You could write your invitations on a spreadsheet from work, or some unpaid medical bills.
I remain perplexed as to the genesis of Igor’s strong opinions regarding the choice of which cadaver shall provide the penis.
"I got this weird monkey’s paw from some dude hanging outside of Port Authority. I was trying to buy weed and he said he had something stronger? Lol"
First Law of Freelancer Motion: A freelancer at rest will stay at rest unless that state is changed by an impending deadline.
The atmosphere of Big Terry’s truck was rustic Americana at its finest, from the American Flag seat covers to the Springsteen on the radio.
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”