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Mysterious Ways -- U2: “Man, music today is just insufferable. Back in my day, the FANS were supposed to be insufferable!”

Conquistadors have an old saying: discovering a place makes you that place’s Mom/Dad. Why should Florida’s Dad have to pay $14 for his favorite meal?

I believe in one form of penetration -- my knife stabbing. I believe in one form of protection --killing anyone who knows my true identity.

It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

In the event of a water landing, beneath your seat is a compartment that contains a credit card application in a waterproof pouch.

I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.

The "Egg on Egg Deluxe" is a regular egg that's been cured for two years and is dying to be enjoyed while crammed on the A train.

Helen, Please call me Kenn. I spoke to my wife about the "situation." I feel like the least I can do is let you know what happened.

DON'T: Try bullet journaling. Look, you can't even keep up with a pre-crafted planner, you think creating your own will go any better?

Non-Metal Recyclable Straws: Metal won't cut it for us because it is prone to rust! So, we have created a straw made from bricks. Can brick rust?

Visual Processing (1/20th of a Second): Jeff Bezos will register a piece of visual information, sending it up the ocular pathway to the brain.

Maybe, if you roll up your in-flight magazine and hit him really hard on the nose with your free hand--- Oh, Saint Jude! He’s unhinged his jaw now…