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Don’t worry, Big Man, we’ll figure this out. (By the way, You really should come downstairs to level 5 to get a cupcake!)

As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.

Supposedly, the journey to the after-life is long. And so, I’ll need my grill and some prime-ass steaks for the long ride.

Please, I'm begging you to let me hold those knobs in my hands. I want to hear the sound of that little soccer ball dropping onto the table.

15. Regretting having wasted time and energy on what was pretty much what you would expect a 1,079-page novel written by a white guy in 1996 to be.

Like Andre Agassi’s mullet, I shall never be replicated. Like Stan Smith’s Stan Smiths, I am immortal.

Imagine a book written entirely in uncomfortable places with completely unconventional materials. Genius, isn’t it?

Pour the wine, light the fire/Girl your wish is my command* *Theirs is an equal exchange of pleasure, because it's about consent!

9:00 pm: Apply to 27 jobs for fun (your therapist told you that “hobbies are healthy”) and get them all.

A lot of people will call into question whether or not attacking robots in a theme restaurant can be considered a sport.

Is there a Supreme Court bowling team called “Divided Court-United Ballers?” If not, why?

Hamlet: Literally The Lion King without any of the lions, any of Africa, any majestic rock, or any Nathan Lane.