Do You Want to Get Out of Here?
Somewhere we don’t have to think about all these people staring at us and deciding whether I’m “guilty” or “innocent.”
Tag: Romance
Everyone in This Coffee Shop Is Having a Meet-Cute Except for Me
What makes the spills so frequent, the meets so cute? Is it the cheap, lopsided mugs?
The Ending of “Beauty and the Beast,” If Belle Wasn’t Into the Beast After His Transformation
“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy."
Valentine Preparedness Advisory and Emergency Response Protocol
Romantic pressure systems are likely to develop in the coming weeks and residents are encouraged to remain calm, plan ahead, and avoid unnecessary exposure.
Currently Seeking Workplace Crush
We are an innovative industry leader that thrives on teamwork, dedication, and low-key sexual energy.
The Ten Steamiest Passages from Guy Fieri’s Upcoming Autobiographical Romance Novel
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.
Sherlock Homes and the Mystery of the Missing Romance
My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.