Colin Varney | Points in Case

Colin Varney

Colin Varney's debut novel "Earworm: a Tale Told by a Love Song" was published by Margaret River Press in 2018. It can be found in the remainder bins of all good book shops. Quite a bit of it is funny.

Comedy Writing

Sherlock Homes and the Mystery of the Missing Romance

My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.

by Colin Varney
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October 20, 2020

Sure, My Name Is Batman, But That Doesn’t Mean I Was the Conduit for Coronavirus to Jump from Bats to Humans

Please stop graffitiing the Batmobile with hurtful slogans like “The Caped Contager” and “The Dark Blight.”

by Colin Varney
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August 8, 2020

I’m Spartacus and I’m Sick and Tired of All These Wannabes

I’m stuck in a dungeon with Team Crucifixion. We’re anticipating a future as a unique tourist feature along the Appian Way.

by Colin Varney
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July 1, 2020