I’m Sam Spade, Professional Book Blurber
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
And when I turned to find you, you were gone. How is that even possible? How could I fail to notice your location or distinguishing features?
Yes, as of last Tuesday when Giselle dumped me, I decided to become a candidate too.
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.
The crowd exploded, and it hit me: the game is going into extra innings, and I’m going to have to endure another four torturous years of Trump.
Oh-kaay. This hurts a little. The spring-bound polypropylene surface feels more solid upon impact than I expected.
Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.
Waking up this morning without a hangover was a total bummer, and I fully regret making a conscious decision to do so.
Is this real life? This lawsuit has consumed your mind, your nerves, your days, your marriage for the better part of four years.
I’m never totally sure what rises to the occasion of repentance, but I get the distinct feeling most things do?
Restored by Thor: With hammer in hand, Thor renovates older homes in the Pittsburgh area that are a bit out of the ordinary and unconventional.
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