Invent THIS, America
It would be really nice if someone could get around to making these dreams a reality. I'm not going to do it, but I'm just saying.
Tag: Primal Urges
An Open Letter to America
Hey United States. Look I'm not trying to be critical, I just have some questions about, you know, things like Cheney, nudity, and money.
Hopeful in 2008
New Year's resolutions are for the unhappy. Hopes and dreams, however, can allow any man to with death upon Britney Spears.
I’m Going to Canada
A time comes when silence is betrayal, especially when one has to vomit. And that time has come for Nate in relation to Iraq.
A Call for the Typical Male
After all the time men have invested in adopting emotions recently, it turns out women actually want the alpha male back. Fair enough.
Good Intentions Ain’t All That Helpful
Wingman is an honorable role to play, except when your story starts to fly south. Then your buddy is just an asshole.
Girlfriends with Perks
Not to be confused with the friend with benefits, the girlfriend with perks comes with things like free drinks, trips, and sports tickets.
Top 4 Reasons I’d Rush a Shit
Nobody likes to take a dump in a hurry. That being said, the few things we'd rush a #2 for probably amount to some important shit.
Unscrewing Up America
Between the Iraq War, the economy, and gas prices, America is all screwed up. Once again, DeGraaf to the rescue.
Think of the Flapjacks, People
Tampa, Florida's nearby Flapjack Festival is moving to a new city after 30 years. Find out who cares...
How to Completely Emasculate a Man
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
Buzz Cut
Bob Costas hosts a sports blogging debate featuring sports blogger Will Leitch and psycho Pulitzer prize winner Buzz Bissinger.