You Make Us All Sorry
To all those kids who bowed out of life too soon, here's helping you give the world the big fuck you it deserves.
Tag: Primal Urges
The Crazy Chick Sex Gauge
How to tell if a girl is not as insane as just about every girl you meet. Plus, the craziness level versus how good the sex is.
Legalize It (No, Pothead, The Other It)
Thanks, U.S. government, for telling us exactly when and how gambling is not wrong and immoral. Bet that goes for marijuana too, huh?
Season’s Greetings from the DeGraaf Apartment
It's been a busy year at the DeGraaf apartment, both sexually and otherwise. He hopes you too can be fulfilled, sexually and otherwise.
I’m Sorry I Fucked Your Wife
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
The 5 Most Common Ways Women Shave Their Pubic Hair
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
How to Be a Drug Dealer
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.
The Four Levels of Slut
Sluts can be rated on a number scale, but unlike hurricanes, you don't need a weatherman to tell which way she blows. (Hint: Up and down.)
Learning from Doug
Doug is a single parent who balances hangovers with sleepovers. He's someone you should look up to while passed out on the floor.
A Man’s Guide to Being a Dick
Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.
Life is Harder for Men
men, women, life, work, female, orgasm, manipulate, dinner, money, children, mother, bond, father, cry, naked, sex, period, frail, rape, period
How to Talk to Drunks
If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.