Girls Kissing Girls, For God and Country
Listen girls, you need to start kissing your girl friends more often. Free drinks, boners, and new friendships await your patriotic display of affection.
Tag: Primal Urges
Seven Steps to One Night Stands
If you're looking to get lucky, these seven steps are your stairway to heaven, aka the drunk girl at the end of the bar. She ain't no angel.
Four Dudes Talking in the Woods
If a wall stands in a forest and no one is around but some druggies, does it still pose a challenge? Or is it just something to lean against?
Your Christmas Wish List
Nate hands out gifts to everyone from sports fans to crack-whores. It may not be what you asked for, but it's probably just what you need.
An Open Letter to the Snoring Girl
Baby, I stay up all night just thinking about you, but the truth is, you're a snore in the bedroom. Don't send me a letter unless it's a Z.
Thanks Be to Girls
Ladies, I know Nate's written some things about you that were sexist, rude, and judgmental, but that's all about to change. At least once.
Clinging to the Day I Met Jesus
People spend their whole lives looking high and low, trying to find Jesus. Who knew he's been slinging drinks in Tampa this whole time?
Thanksgiving Thankfulness
Even though Hallmark has monopolized most of modern day gratitude, there still comes a time when you must set a list in stone.
Clinging to the Party Balloons
Party over here, party over there, free balloons from the car, fill the merry air. Another poignant story from Captain Feel-Good himself.
The Old Record Store Scam
Beefing up your CD collection is a lot easier when you've got a hot, groupie slut in your back pocket (and down the store employee's pants).
You’re Addicted to Drugs
No matter how you slice it, snort it, or shoot it, you're still an addict. Grab an instrument and become the next great to die before his time.
Healthy Kicks Suck
Nate's decided to shed years of fat and scarred lungs with a strict new diet. Who would've thought his first resistance would be the police?