Ten Things to Believe In
Forget religion, marriage, and sports teams. It's time to put your faith in something that will always be there...like a girl's mouth.
Tag: Primal Urges
The Melters: Objects of Ejaculation
In the male fantasy there are only beautifully toned, tanned chicks, and made-up faces covered in cum. Surprise: these sluts really exist!
The Sports Lull and the Good Ride
Women: first they want none of your attention, and then they want all of it. In other words, when the game is on, your game is on.
The Meanings of Life
And all this time you thought there was one magic answer. Turns out there are plenty of things to live for, besides bitches.
Social Experiments, The Nate Way
Cutting yourself off from communication, cleanliness, and coitus couldn't be THAT bad right? Or IS there more to life than breasts...
Fat Cop Will Not Give Up the Crullers
A boy picked on at school exacts revenge on four jocks who teased him relentlessly. At least some people aren't stuck in their ways.
The Shortest Job I Ever Had
In most respects, McDonald's is one of the simplest jobs to get and keep. Unless you absolutely can't bite your tongue around old people.
How to Write Good
There's nothing more pompous, conceited, arrogant, or self-absorbed than writing about writing. Which is why Nate has finally caved.
You Ma’am, Are a Bitch
You drink overpriced wine, you fuck your college professors, and you turn every moment into a drama-filled spectacle. Suck a dick, bitch.
Educating Ricky
Like most nice guys, Ricky is destined to finish last with the majority of short-term female prospects. So he must learn to be an asshole.
Solving the World’s Problems for Free
Every time a politician is blown, God destroys a nuke. The solution to major world problems has been right under our nose this whole time.
Five Jobs Men Shouldn’t Hold
Call it sexist or un-PC, but the fact is, some jobs should be strictly women's work. Otherwise it'll ruin everyone's nurse/maid fantasies.