Which is More Fake, Soccer Injuries or Porno Orgasms?
Imagine how stupid you would look if you fell on the ground flailing and crying, accusing a guy 20 meters away from you of foul play. The same goes for sex.
Tag: Porn
Starbucks All-You-Can-Eat Wi-Fi Porn Buffet
<p><img src="/files/u2/starbucks-porn-wi-fi.jpg" alt="Starbucks free Wi-Fi porn" title="Have you seen my nipples?" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="150" height="134" align="right" />Starbucks just announced that on July 1st, they will offer <a href="http://mashable.com/2010/06/14/starbucks-free-wifi/" title="Mashable.com: Starbucks to Offer Free Wi-Fi at All Stores Nationwide">unconditionally free Wi-Fi</a> (always capitalized, like "Internet" and "Mother Nature" and "BP"!) at all of their stores nationwide. I can only speculate potential reasons they didn't implement this earlier, and none of them hold much water (or should I say, coffee): </p>
10 Steps to Becoming the Ultimate Porn Champion
The golden rule: never pay for it. Heaving out money is a sign of defeat to the porn world. Wank before you bank. Plus more crucial advice.
I’m Watching Porn
I don't really watch porn to get off anymore. Actually, I'm kidding, because what's porn good for besides beating it and giving trailer trash women everywhere another career choice besides becoming a stripper?<br />
Man, I Coulda Been a Porn Star
Look bro, I know you're a big porno fan like me. But I'm telling ya, I coulda been a huge porn star. I never got the shot, you know?
The Diary of a Man Without Porn
My expectations sunk so low that I have begun masturbating to family photos. I realized that my older cousin is extremely hot, if you squint.
Pornstar Post-Breakup Emails
Adult film stars are just like you and me. They eat meals, go to work and even break up with each other. I managed to get my hands on some of the separation emails. I hope you enjoy.
Mom, Dad, I’m Going into Porn
If you will permit me, I have some fantastic news to share with you all: I have decided to pursue adult film acting. I’m going to be a porn star!
Ron Jeremy Motivational Speech
Ron Jeremy helps average folks just like you get through the rough times with his motivational speech, "Life is Wonderful." (Plus free Q&A advice!)
Celebrity Sex Tape Review: R. Kelly, Kim Kardashian, Verne Troyer, Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton
Famous sex tapes reviews including R. Kelly, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Colin Farrell, Lauren Conrad & Verne Troyer. No celebrity stone unturned!
Head of a Porn Studio Critiques Young Screenwriter
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.
The Bible of Porn
Listen up porn sites. We're tired of getting fucked over with your ads, gay shit, and freaky Germans. Cut it out or we'll...