My siblings and I are supposed to give my parents something they don't have already, but this is a tough task, considering they already buy everything.
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
I've been known to splurge on jeans or booze. But there are some things I absolutely hate spending my money on, including toilet paper and gas.
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?
If a waitress has a problem with her salary, she should take it up with her boss. Why should I compensate her for having a shitty job?
I returned to school today and kissed my winter break good bye. It's not all bad though because I learned something from this past month. I was intoxicated in some form almost every single day of my month long break because I had nothing else to do besides go to work and get shitty with my friends.
When they see me on the corner they might not know what it is I do<br />Well I purchase pharmaceuticals wholesale to resell to you<br />Yeah I have narcotics<br />(fancy word for druggy stuff)<br />Some of them go in your vein<br />I do it for financial gain<br />You do it for financial gain?<br />Mostly for financial gain<br />Which I can use to purchase things
Puffy only addressed half of the issues arising from money, or the lack thereof. Because in college, being broke is no joke.
If you're going to pay for sex, it better not be missionary and a cigarette. Here's how to milk your prostitute for all she's worth.
American money was meant to look kick ass, not pretty and colorful. Lay off the queer design changes, U.S. government.
In this materialistic world, don't forget that money can't buy you Joy. She only does private dances... plus, she's not working tonight.
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?