I plan to do great work today. Just as soon as I...check Instagram to see if that guy posted more dumb pictures of that thing he thinks is cool.
Brian Pinaire is the author of the two best books you've never read, including THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S FATHERHOOD: a comic memoir, plus several dozen articles that range from hilarious to boring as hell.
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