My Adopted Dog is Totally Neurotic
There are two things keeping my boxer Tessa and I from having that perfect fairytale family. One: she is neurotic, and two: I'm a horrible dog-mommy.
Tag: Mental
5 Reasons Why Feminists are Insane (Besides the Fact That They’re Women)
We had it good, women, sitting on our asses all day, popping out the occasional kid, and maintaining absolute silence in the kitchen. And then the feminists screwed it all up.
How to Fail at Everything You Do
Just look at anything you've ever done. It sucks. You can’t talk to that girl who just smiled at you. Give up now before you get hurt.
The Five Types of Morning Coffee Crazies
A list of people you will find at the coffee preparation station and the best way to fuck with them for your own personal amusement.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
Gardening for the Disabled
Even if you're like, totally fucked up and in a wheelchair, you can still garden, okay? Millions of disabled people assume they can't, though.
Scientology Meets Alcoholics Anonymous
When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by <a href="/blogs/paul-frank/so-youve-just-killed-prostitute" title="So You've Just Killed a Prostitut
How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum)
Modern research tells us the cerebellum controls cognitive functions like attention, language, and music - 3 key ingredients in getting laid.
What to Do About Brains
Once again, you confront the fiendish "brain in a jar" that has taken over your life. And what happens? You lose your nerve, and the brain wins again.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
The Crazy Chick Sex Gauge
How to tell if a girl is not as insane as just about every girl you meet. Plus, the craziness level versus how good the sex is.
The “Get Intellectual Quick” Scheme
Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.