Tag: Man Against Children

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 11

<p>You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite episode of "Seinfeld". If someone's favorite is "the Contest", they have a sick sense of humor. If someone says "the Soup Nazi" they're a conformist and try to act like everyone else. If someone says "the Finale", they're a bloody liar and you shouldn't be friends with them.<br />

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 10

<p>So I may finally have a job. That's right, after six months of unemployment, I may finally be hired somewhere. But there's a catch, they still have to do a background check. Now, I don't have a criminal record and everything on my resume is accurate, but the first thing that pops up when you Google my name is my PIC column. Now, I stand by my column. I enjoy writing it.

Fix the Red Sox in Ten Easy Steps

I realize absolutely nobody cares about this except Red Sox fans (and even with them it's shaky), but here we go.<br /><br />Step 1. Resign Alex Gonzalez. The real American League Gold Glover at shortstop. I realize he only hit .261 last year, but so what? He's fun to watch, makes things a lot easier for pitchers, and doesn't defense win championships?<br />

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 9

<p>This past week is among the saddest of my sports fan year. The NBA has started. Honestly, I wouldn't mind it so much if it didn't mean ESPN would morph into NBA 2Night and PTI and Around the Horn would engage in 30-minute debates over whether some guy named Rasho Rastonevic would make the Warriors a contender. I honestly don't care.

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 8

<p>First off, sorry to the two people (and Dan Opp) who put up with me double-posting the last baseball blog. Blogger was being a bastard. Also, I'm fairly certain Rhode Island has the worst wireless internet in the country. I'm better off sending in my PIC blogs via smoke signal. Anyway, on to the picks.<br /><br />(HOME team in CAPS)<br /><br />Jacksonville (+6) over PHILLY

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 8

<p>First off, sorry to the two people (and Dan Opp) who put up with me double-posting the last baseball blog. Blogger was being a bastard. Also, I'm fairly certain Rhode Island has the worst wireless internet in the country. I'm better off sending in my PIC blogs via smoke signal. Anyway, on to the picks.<br /><br />(HOME team in CAPS)<br /><br />Jacksonville (+6) over PHILLY

MLB Blog Exchange – Now with 3-Ways!

>Nathan DeGraaf: Justin, I hope life is treating you well and all your friends and family are eating caviar and shitting gold (what can I say? I'm optimistic). I'll weigh in on the lat two games of the series in a minute, but first a little anecdote I'm sure you'll enjoy. <br />

2 Angry Justins, 1 Smiling Nate

<p>Welcome back to the MLB Blog Exchange (Or as Nick Gaudio calls it, "The thing I'll make fun of but secretly wish I had been invited into. I'm going to go write another faggoty poem and try to convince people Rebello's a virgin, hoping people look past my propensity toward fucking fat chicks.")<br /><br />From the files of DeGraaf:<br />

Casual Misanthropicks – Week 7

<p>I don't know if you've noticed, and judging by my readership stats, you haven't, but my picks have sucked this year. Normally I would blame this on a weird season, but I think it's just me. For starters, I have two fantasy football teams that are a combined 3-9. My Steelers Super Bowl pick is getting more laughable by the day.

Lyons, Tigers and Beers! Oh My!

Nate and myself are blogging during the baseball playoffs. Not that any of you are reading anyway. I can say whatever I want. Watch me. I don't like Chinks. See that? <br /><br />Nate's thoughts on the LCSes in progress:<br />

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