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Can you feel that burn? Well, ignore it. That’s just one of the servants of Satan trying to enter your body through your navel.

The President shall enjoy full immunity while patting his head and rubbing his stomach at the same time.

The great reviews it got were a combination of people pleased with its cooling capabilities as well as it’s craftsmanship as a self-death machine.

Michael and LeBron do not like mountain climbing. They’re just not any good at it. Conversely, Baby Goat can scale a mountain like nothing.

Off you go, all of you including my two precious grandchildren! I’ll be staying here in the visitor’s center, experiencing the wonder vicariously.

Inhale deeply, for you must use the communal microwave to reheat your leftover risotto, which will add another layer to the complex scent.

Give them a single tantalizing tidbit such as, “Bernice had many secrets, one of which involved a prominent member of Congress from Wisconsin."

Do not launder money through your birdhouse. It is a crime punishable by penalty of not getting to have a birdhouse anymore.

Sure, the freezing lake water feels like a thousand needles in your body. But sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that you can feel anything at all.

"Favorite sled." -- Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane

If I get cream cheese on my nose, don’t dare lick it off, for The Lord Your Dog is a jealous Dog when cream cheese is nigh, and whipped cream too.

8:00 p.m. --- Lunchtime! Wait, since when was it 8 p.m.? Have you not eaten anything today? Don’t panic. There’s a sleeve of Oreos on the table.