The ABC’s of Male Feelings
Often times when my girlfriend is bored, she decides that she wants to talk about feelings. So, as a preemptive tactic, I have decided to list the actual feelings men have: A) Pissed Off, B) Hungry, and C) Horny.
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Guide to Writing an Effective and Concise Opening for a Short Story While Being Concise
As a writer, I have discovered a number of techniques to ensure the opening of your short story engages your audience while propelling your narrative forward at light speed. It is my pleasure to share these techniques with you in what I call 'The Three Se
5 Reasons Not to Vote for President
Still wondering whether it’s worth making the trek down to the polling precinct where the line will be wrapped around town? Here's how to know.
How to Deal with Cockblocks
In your never-ending quest to get laid, several natural enemies will present themselves time and time again. They are known as Cockblocks. Heed the following advice well and forget not the danger that looms.
How to Decontaminate Your Radioactive Hamster
There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.
Six Rules for Living Life Limp Bizkit Style
Are you a tool that no one would dare be seen with? Do you show up at parties and stand there talking to no one because you’re a creeper? Well stop living in the past and add some Limp Bizkit style to your life. You can start by doing everything for the n
Six Everyday Conversations Under Alcohol-Induced Honesty
Six conversations college students would have in everyday life if daytime drinking wasn't so heavily looked down upon, from dealing with cops to potential employers.
Dos and Don’ts of the Gym
There’s a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place, especially for fucking idiots. For example, taking a leak in the shower is OK; jacking off in there is NOT.
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum)
Modern research tells us the cerebellum controls cognitive functions like attention, language, and music - 3 key ingredients in getting laid.
Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!
Post-Party Morning After Acronyms
15 acronyms to help shorten the same tired post-party conversations about girls, drinking, and wicked hangovers.