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October 1st, 1926 “Automobiles are fine, but Partybots are the future. I don’t understand why my investors are mad.”

After beating that mutant horde, do you remember how we just couldn't go any further and decided to picnic atop the fallen corpses of our enemies?

Suddenly, I recall a woman—lovely, virile—a gal very active for her age. Did we meet in a bookstore? Or was it an antique shop?

I don’t have to worry about sun protection because we are not even sure the sun exists anymore.

The worst part was that a local news team ran a story that the reason my mom picked me up was because I was scared.

Give a TED talk to my family titled "The Evolution of My Personal Blogs," except every time I would usually say “blog” I have to say “blerg.”

I mean what kind of shitty time traveler would quantum leap wearing a “Wherever I May Roam” T-shirt from the most kick-ass thrash metal concert ever?

If the pound plummets to junk status, Great Britain will return to the barter system. Price will be decided according to value in livestock.

Lewis Carroll (1832-1898 CE, Writer): An early adopter of a classic writer’s block cure, Carroll’s method was simple: drugs.

The orb seemed pretty observant, too, so no doubt everyone’s unique powers would shed new light on their natural strengths and underlying weaknesses.

In a handshake between him and a fellow Ballers star. Dwayne would gently cradle you in his palm before pressing you into the hand of Rob Corddry.

What’s that word? Apathy? I was apathy, bro. No, wait, empathy. I was empathy. My bad ha!