I’m a Victorian Strongwoman and I Have Some Questions About Your Gym Membership
What is the schedule for the weekly emptying of the communal slop bucket---do we each take turns?
Tag: Exercise
Are You Engaging Your Core?
The average American couldn’t even locate their core, even if it was part of their own body, which it most definitely is.
You Thought I Was Just Some Dad, Until I Did One Bad Pull-Up on These Monkey Bars
Now you’re thinking, “Wait, is that kid’s sexy childless uncle visiting from somewhere cool like Denmark?”
Five Grueling Core Exercises That Are Still Easier than Openly Expressing Emotions
Feelings of guilt and shame will give you the boost you need to keep on crunching. Your core will thank you!
How to Do the Perfect Squat
Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.
FAQs About How to Give Women Unsolicited Gym Advice
"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.
Exercises to Prepare Your Atrophied Body for a Return to Normalcy
Exercise: Speak “Let’s do this again” with conviction. Real life scenario: You’re saying goodnight to a date you expect to never see again.
The Women Modifying Workouts in Your Exercise Videos Are Unionizing
We will make our own at-home exercises—ones that won’t make you want to lay on your floor begging God or Satan for a moment of relief.
Exercise Tips from Literature and Mythology
“But what on earth are you doing?” cried the vexed Rapunzel. “Why, developing and toning my bipeds and quadrilaterals, of course.”