The Clusterfuck Saga, Part 3: How I Broke My Leg So Bad I Got Stuck in a German Hospital
Just like my last surgery, this one was scheduled to run between 60 and 90 minutes, but wound up clocking in at just under 300.
Just like my last surgery, this one was scheduled to run between 60 and 90 minutes, but wound up clocking in at just under 300.
The surgeon had to call in heads of two medical departments to figure out what the hell to do. The agreed solution? Just ram the bone in and put the metal back on.
I suck at climbing stairs so much that I break bones and get sent to the hospital with an ankle so fucked up it requires MULTIPLE surgeries... the German way.
Emperor, after you rescued Poland I dreamt of riding by your side and feasting together. But now I shall destroy your empire with my babcia Grazyna's shoe clasp!
The same old, white American people who came out against gay marriage are the same people who tell me that if I don't like it, then I should move to Russia.
Some say Reagan's policies helped end the Cold War, others say the Russians just realized how hot their women were. But none of that is true.
Dave's 2-day diary of a beer-soaked stay in Munich, Germany for the world's largest fair, where it's proven all beers are not created equal.