As a chair on stage, they’re not expecting me to go there. They’re also not expecting me to be the one making the jokes.
When the captain misspoke and said “tur-buh-lence,” instead of “turbulence,” I was like a shark smelling blood in the water.
If you hear a man joke, “I’m a real feminist because I would never tell a woman to smile; I yell at them to frown,” then you’ve found the right crowd.
The Musician: This Jason Mraz-wannabe thought this mic was for music, but ended up in a cafe full of comedians and stuck it out for some reason.
Don't hurricanes matter too, despite destroying entire communities? To me, justice is not shaming the Hurricane forever and ever until the end of time.
We simply cannot allow comedians to make jokes about things we don't like. We must all rise up and flaunt our collective disgust.
You are not alone, because there is a sad boy inside you. But do not wet your big dewy eyes, stand-up comedy can save him.
You know what I really hate? Jokes. If you're a troll like me, you probably hate them, too. We're not here to read your clever bullshit, we're here to fuck up your comment page.
Hey, sorry I was a dick when you just wanted some positive feedback. You were candid with me and I didn’t reciprocate. I'm no expert, but here are a few things you should know about stand-up.
Mr. Cook, I can no longer sit back while your egregious blunders defame the good name of those around you. Especially the illustrious Dennis Rodman.