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While I regret the damage to property, any who were there in person must have been moved by the shower of sparks emitted by that antique amplifier.

SMÉAGOL: At least give me a chance. I mean, have you even listened to my podcast? My Preciouses?

Once the kayak is stolen, the Captain sells the 'yak to fund his groovy seaside summer adventures and to replenish his supply of slushy drinks.

Saturday, 3 pm --- Remembering the moment where everything could have gone differently

In conclusion, communism doesn’t work in practice, please don’t hurt my family, keep it under 1,000 words.

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.

I'm web famous! A viral video of me got over 2.5 million views. Look up, “total dipshit can’t find toilet in changing room, gives up, PEES himself.”

If you’re tempted to see parallels between "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" and your country, limit it to the fact that Chris Pratt exists in both.

While our aesthetic up until about mid-2016 was "cozy cabin," our current aesthetic is more like "amicably abandoned sanitarium."

Q: Who’s more likely to be used in the event that a fire is desperately needed? Harry Potter: Definitely Jest. Infinite Jest: Me.

Write “Elton” on your left hand and “John” on your right hand, zoom in, and make it look like Elton John himself is removing your space helmet.

I’m better off without you. You are so frustrating and judgmental. I have never done anything to wrong you, but yet, you still can’t stand me.