Tag: Bars

Douche Ukrainian Guy at the Bar

Yuri the Ukrainian, in a move to appear smooth, would sneak under girls' umbrellas and grope them. I didn't know his friends, but I thought this was pretty weird.

My Organs and I Go on a Bender

BRAIN: The last Saturday we went out with Eddie, we stayed out until 8 in the morning! It fucked up our Monday! Do you really want to do that again? KC: Yes.

Behind Bars that Don’t Serve Beer

<p>Like many of America's most profitable industries, prison has gotten a lot less fun over the years.  Despite what the movies may tell you, there is no smoking in prison.  A lot of criminals I know try to avoid jail because of that fact alone.  Three years away from the wife and kids?  Excellent.  No Marlboros?  Fuck that.  </p>

Exotic Bars

As far as bars go, the more outrageous and unusual the location, the better the drinks. Atypical winners include an ice fortress and prison.

Lowering the Bar Crawl

Testing his uncanny capacity to endure the worst life has to offer, Dave hits the town's most horrible bars, one after the next.

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