7 Mixed Drinks Guaranteed to Fuck You Up
The rapidly-swirling vortex of alcohol intensifies as a large mass of Corona streams in from the southwest, touching off tens of banana daiquiris in its deadly wake.
Tag: Bars
Douche Ukrainian Guy at the Bar
Yuri the Ukrainian, in a move to appear smooth, would sneak under girls' umbrellas and grope them. I didn't know his friends, but I thought this was pretty weird.
My Organs and I Go on a Bender
BRAIN: The last Saturday we went out with Eddie, we stayed out until 8 in the morning! It fucked up our Monday! Do you really want to do that again? KC: Yes.
Douche Canadian Guy at the Bar
"I hope you spend all your Canadian dollars on shitty booze and eat shit on your way out of here. Good night and it was not nice meeting you."
Eschewing the Tip Drill
In lieu of tipping the bathroom attendant at a strip club, a lot of guys will choose to just NOT wash their hands. Not me.
Bouncer Wisdom: Retirement
It's been exactly one year since I've worked in a bar. For about ten years, I earned my pocket change, tuition or beer money tending bar, bouncing or barbacking. But I've finally turned in my SECURITY t-shirt.
Bouncer Wisdom: Bar Room Brawls
A lot of people think all bouncers do is fight. That's far from the truth.
Bouncer Wisdom: Door Dough
If you're not in the mood to just throw your hard-earned bucks at strange bouncers, here's other ways to give us money and why
Bouncer Wisdom: Respect at the Door
The handshake a dude gets from a bouncer shows everybody how important he is in a bar.
Behind Bars that Don’t Serve Beer
<p>Like many of America's most profitable industries, prison has gotten a lot less fun over the years. Despite what the movies may tell you, there is no smoking in prison. A lot of criminals I know try to avoid jail because of that fact alone. Three years away from the wife and kids? Excellent. No Marlboros? Fuck that. </p>
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer
Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy: grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.
Exotic Bars
As far as bars go, the more outrageous and unusual the location, the better the drinks. Atypical winners include an ice fortress and prison.