The Pineapple Penis Story
On Christmas Eve Day one time when I was about 16, my friend and I decided to ruin Christmas for a stranger. Noble goal, I know. And it turns out it's easier than you think.
Tag: All In Jest
Jason Cage and the Slogan-Off
<p>My buddy is a Top 40 DJ in Little Rock, Arkansas. He goes by the radio name "Jason Cage," and he does a lot of pranks and creative provoking of people (posing sexist questions, subtly making fun of rednecks, etc). He was also the man behind such popular yesteryear online concepts like the "Feed Lindsay" petition, and other encore "Verb Celeb" witticisms. </p>
Lymphoma Questions on a Saturday Night
<img src="/files/u2/lymphoma-cancer.jpg" hspace="4" vspace="3" width="190" height="152" align="right" />Today I saw thousands of people downtown walking around. I asked one of them what they were all walking for and she said "lymphoma." <p>First of all, why do so many people want lymphoma? </p>
Can We Please Just Forget It?
All this 9/11 talk is making me tired. How about we only commemorate the 10-, 25- and 50-year anniversaries? Then can we forget?
Scientology Meets Alcoholics Anonymous
When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by <a href="/blogs/paul-frank/so-youve-just-killed-prostitute" title="So You've Just Killed a Prostitut
When Someone You Know Dies
<em>Please do not read this blog entry if you are currently feeling down, depressed, sad, like you're "in a funk," or if you've missed your daily dose of Prozac or testosterone. Feel free to come back to it when you're manic or through having sex though.</em><p><strong>Paul Frank:</strong> I just found out my friend died from Facebook. Holla.
There’s More Free Sex in Atlanta
<p><a href="http://promo.realestate.yahoo.com/the-best-cities-for-singles.html" title="Yahoo: Atlanta the Best City for Singles"><img src="/files/u2/atlanta-best-singles-city.jpg" alt="Atlanta named "Best City for Singles"" title="Hotlanta, indeed." width="400" height="372" /></a></p>
Anal Sex on the Dan Ryan
PIC reader K Si sent me this lovely story that doesn't quite fit anywhere else on PIC, so I thought I'd "squeeze it in" on my blog. Enjoy.
The Worst Scholarship Entry Ever
I've submitted my fair share of cheesy essays and inflated resumes during high school and college to try to get scholarships. But something tells me that as the cost of college tuition keeps going up to ridiculous amounts, kids are going to start making stranger and more desperate attempts to get help (in the form of money). Especially because people are morons to begin with. <br />
My Cat Fell Out the 5th Story Window
<p>My cat, Trevor, jumped over the short bottom pane of my window (the middle opens out) at 4am the other day trying to get to a 6-inch window sill on the outside. Unfortunately, he must have missed the window sill because the next thing I knew he was 6-7 feet below it on a 3-foot wide ledge, pacing and meowing frantically 4 stories above traffic.</p>
Don’t Make Me Think Twice, Steve Krug
Steve Krug doesn't want you to think, just click away. Whether it's porn in the office, or a newsletter confirmation email.
Gotta Hand It to Google Transit
<img src="/files/u2/google-transit-logo.gif" alt="Google Maps Transit" align="right">Like Nate, I too am carless (though voluntarily, not by force of law).