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Honestly, I’m really totally fine being the one who gets his name mispronounced by a YouTube personality when we win an MTV Video Music Award.

I refuse to ghost on you like your past relationships with Blockbuster and Hollywood Video. But I fear we've reached our final act.

Thinking he'd overtaken the tortoise in the race, the hare took a nap under a tree. He was right to sleep, given his Adidas UltraBoost running shoes.

You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.

We will target the *shuffles a deck of cards and flips a card* ace of diamonds to jack of clubs age bracket, which we'll say is 16-28 years old.

Often referred to as a gateway totem, Shattered Window Shard is one of the easiest crystals to find or create.

I thought this was a quarter but it’s actually a POG. I traded it to my friend Dennis for a real quarter.

Mickey, it might be the time to dust off those wizard skills and bring your friend back to life.

Skeleton: Awakening (Note on the musical score) “I don’t think the nipples would change the xylophone tone in that way.”

8:00 p.m. --- Lunchtime! Wait, since when was it 8 p.m.? Have you not eaten anything today? Don’t panic. There’s a sleeve of Oreos on the table.

Due to a new Harvard policy, your youngest son is unable to coast in on the coattails of a new building contribution. He ends up attending Reed.

I know you’re here because you read that Vice article that said our hedge fund is like the Wolf of Wall Street but with actual wolves. That’s true.