Opening Statement from Congressional Conservatives Following Historic Tax Bill Approval
Good afternoon, America! We've recently learned that humor is the best way to break bad news. Good thing the new tax bill is great news!
Good afternoon, America! We've recently learned that humor is the best way to break bad news. Good thing the new tax bill is great news!
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