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When I’m not demonstrating outside the White House, you’ll probably find me at a San Francisco bathhouse wearing a pair of assless leather chaps.
Increasingly, sports stars are trying to sing and dance, and entertainers are trying to throw and catch. Spare us the misery.
When you're pretending your next meal could be your last, you suddenly find your tastes surprisingly close to those on death row.
No other sport can put your excitement on ice quite like curling. If you have the stones for it, you'll find that it's not just pucking around.
Applying the conventions of sitcoms to your own life could cause some confusing scenarios. Like, the sexual attraction to your long-lost twin.
The key to peace in the Middle East could have been staring us in the face all along: Hooters waitresses. That's right, sex sells AND calms.
Starting a cult takes devoted followers and an outrageous formula. Observe how Scientologists successfully incorporated galactic tyrants.
Which treasured childhood memories could make the leap to perverted instruments of gratification? Try Play-Doh and Slinky's on for size.
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50 years from now, some of today's hottest jobs will already be perfected by robots. Is your career path a dead end?
When it comes to legalizing marijuana, governments are like PMS-ing women: there's no using logic to convince them to change their minds.
If your best college memories involve cafeteria food and philosophy, my condolences. Bullshitting and sexual discovery is par for the course.