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What could be so terrifying about taking every single item you own and packing it in your mother-in-law's box? Wait, that came out wrong.
How come it's the mindless ones who think we're intelligently designed? How about you get your God to CREATE some logic while he's at it.
On your way to securing the affection of a woman, you'll have to avoid a lot of potholes. You may even have to avoid some other holes too.
In the spirit of punching up some of the most boring Christmas classics, the movie names and plots are adjusted for a more diverse audience.
Which side will you take when the War on Christmas finally breaks out? Remember Jesus was a Jew, but Santa's just an alcoholic.
Learn how you came to be aroused in less time than it takes you to finish masturbating. You'll breathe a sigh of fulfillment afterwards.
There's more to cooking than learning which pieces of plastic wrap to remove before microwaving. Here's a healthy serving of culinary tips.
Otherwise known as the Brown Mile, this embarrassing clench-walk is more than a sight to behold—it's a smell to hide from.
To you, RPS is just a game, but there are athletes out there who will single-handedly crush you if you dare to cut them down.
Restaurants: the one place your parents know they can keep you captive and torture you to death with social embarassment.
If you're prone to fall for fast food ads, better hope you love to exercise. Otherwise, even the sedentary can barely avoid getting fat.
TV has become oversaturated with reality shows. Here's a complete examination of the genre to see if there's any hope left.