Girl: “Me and my boyfriend came to the painful conclusion that we're going to have to get an abortion. But please don't tell anyone…I've only told you.”
Guy: “Yeah, whatever…what are you gonna do with the fetus afterwards?”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “What are you going to do with the fetus, are you going to need it?”
Girl: “What are you talking about?”
Guy: “‘Cause I could totally use an aborted fetus, you know…for stuff ‘n shit.”
Girl: “I'm sure the doctor will keep it and dispose of it eventually.”
Guy: “Oh, FUCK the doctor. That guy has enough aborted fetuses to last him at least a year…That guy is in aborted fetus heaven!”
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