So, I don't get the opportunity to update this thing very often. However, once in a while I'll come up with something so spite-ridden that I must show you all.
To get a little idea of what I mean, I guess I'd like to give you a little background…
I like Paul Frank. I like reading Paul Frank. I like all the writers of this site, including most of the contributing writers (exception: Mike Trogdore and Chris Phelan).
But, when I found out that Paul had not taken the comments feature off of his blog, I was a little disheartened. I, for one, had gotten a ton of shit when I first started. (If you don't believe me, check out my first column's fucking comment box). But I kept going and kept ignoring the bitchy comments. Eventually, I became third most popular writer here and then, debatably, second behind DeGraaf. I felt like the kid had given up. So, in the only way I know how, I expressed my desire for Paul to let freedom of speech reign.
Here are the emails.
Paul's Email to the PIC Treehouse (a forwarding service for the main writers of the site)
Hey fellow writers,
My roommate is a huge fag. We're talkin' major-league faggot here. He
could go pro for being a fag.
ANYWAYS, to make a short story a little bit longer…does anyone know
any good pranks I can pull on him where he won't know it's me?
It can be anything ranging from day-ruining to life-ending.
Thank you for your time.
puall
My reply
I tried this one out on a roommate of mine. He, also, was a major-league faggot…
The Shocker
My faggot of a roommate had this blog, right? And he posted all this shitty stuff on it. Well one day, I posted a link of it on facebook and a bunch of our mutual friends came on and read it. They were really, really mean to him. I felt bad at first, given the fact that I, too, had received negative feedback on my blog on PIC (where I started, I'll have you know).
This negative feedback went on and on for about a week and I went on and on feeling sorry that I had gone and made him feel bad for expressing himself, trying to be funny and all that. Until the faggot blocked his comments. So then, when he sent out a massive email to a yahoo group called The PIC Treehouse, asking suggestions to prank our other roommate, Steve, I made fun of him in front of the other Pointsincase writers and outright called him a whimpy bitch for blocking his comments.
Much like I'm doing now.
Whimpy bitch.
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So, in the name of freedom, and because I'm being a smug asshole, I'd figure I'd let you all know how I feel about it.
Thoughts? Questions?
Comments?