This is me wearing my shirt design. I'm quite proud of it. Go buy one so that if we ever are at the same party, I can totally swoop in on the girl you're doggin' with a quick “Hey, did you know I created the shirt he's wearing. No really! Let's talk about it while i undo your bra.”
More Humor
Nobody Likes a Winner
There. Now that all you Type-A types are paying attention, I'd like to spread some of my no-can-do attitude, really bring it down a notch. And you're going to like it! Because if you don't make it to the end of this blog, you officially LOSE at reading. I'm timing you.
Things That Make Me Want to Buy the New Kanye West CD
1. His recent Zach Galifianakis collaboration.
2. Putting 50 Cent's money where his mouth is.
So Galifianakis
More specifically this video created by that man.
Internet, You and I are SO Over
...As soon as I finish this blog.
I mean it, Mozilla! We're through! Gmail, get off my nuts. Twitter you @sshole, would you do... anything, for once? I don't understand how we can spend so much time together, and still have nothing to show for it.
The Review Mirror
Cute Ugly Cute
Alas, it was not in vain, for it was on a film set that history was made.
I Never Meta Blog I Didn’t Like
Is it true? Am I actually blogging again? To be honest, I'm not certain what will happen when I click "publish post." I halfway expect "Internet is full, please try again."
*edit: my PIC blogger account is so old... that yup that pretty much happened. That'll teach me not to live in 2007*
It’s Been a Blong, Blong Time
Only Fan - Hey Mike, my name's Aaron, I love your wri-
Mike - Aren't there supposed to be... more of you?
O.F. - Well, I can't speak for-