How to Organize Your Buddy List
Just because you have 43,000 buddies on your list doesn't mean you can't apply some sort of order to your stalking behavior.
Comedy Writing
If at First You Don’t Succeed, Watch Your Friend Have Sex Instead
The story of the lone super-hottie who turned a sausage fest into a voyeur fest. Calling all amateur porn directors...
Hook-Up Translation Guide for Girls
Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls, read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most common bullshit lines.
How Google.com and Britney Spears Will Join Forces and Start the Actual Biblical Apocalypse
If you are reading this article, you are living breathing proof that a wacky headline draws attention. Unless someone is forcing you to read this.
The History of Beer Pong
he game of Beer Pong dates back thousands of years ago, all the way to the Last Supper, when Jesus and his 12 disciples split up 12 cups.
The Good Life in the Big House
You learn a lot about human nature working in the Big House. In fact, most of life on the outside falls short of prison life.
Global Warming: A Convenient Theory
What Al Gore failed to mention was all the benefits of rising temperatures. Naked women, penguin slaves? I'm warming up to the idea already.
Gastronomic Dating Tips
Lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo. The only bouquet you want her smelling all night is from the wine and liqueur.
The Freshman Alcohol Major
The university may never know your official choice, but your liver sure will. Remember, double majoring in liquor and beer is ill preparation.
The Fine Art of Farting
Only a lucky few of us are able to quell the panic, fear and frustration of farting in favor of clinching, leaning and playing off the flatulent with skill.
Fast Food Value Meals
There once was a time when no matter where you decided to purchase your fast food laxatives for lunch, it was 99 cents. Not anymore.
An Office Visit with Dr. Don’t Be Cruel
Seems like 'ol Doc in the Box knows about as much as Elvis when it comes to prescribing the right pills. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on indeed.