Celebrity (Part 3 of 5)
A homeless man won't give up, and neither will Buckwheat... until the two cross paths over a sexy young woman. (A 5-part story)
Comedy Writing
Please, Fuck My Friend
Shaun Rockwell is a god among mortals. Why haven't you heard of him? He only speaks to those who listen...to his giant penis.
Celebrity (Part 1 of 5)
A homeless man won't give up, and neither will Buckwheat... until the two cross paths over a sexy young woman. (A 5-part story)
Celebrity (Part 2 of 5)
A homeless man won't give up, and neither will Buckwheat... until the two cross paths over a sexy young woman. (A 5-part story)
An Idiot’s Guide to Woman Management
Having trouble keeping your woman in line? Perhaps you're giving her too much respect. After all, money and a big dick go a long way.
On Burning in Hell
We'll never know why some girls go for the godly men. But it takes a special type of restraint to keep from pummeling the pastor.
Being Classy and Shit
Time to separate myth from fact, the men from the girls, the talk from the walk. It's time to separate Nick Gaudio from what you thought.
More Hooker for Your Money
If you're going to pay for sex, it better not be missionary and a cigarette. Here's how to milk your prostitute for all she's worth.
Little Bear
If you've ever had a nickname you couldn't stand, you know how hard it is to grin and bear it. Unfortunately, anything else makes it worse.
I’m Your Commercial Star, Vol. 1
Local companies don't have the budget for good advertising. But with a little racism, they'll have everyone remembering their names.
A Christmas Present
The gift of life is supposedly one of the best gifts a woman can ask for. But sometimes it takes a bigger man than her husband to get the job done.
The Bible of Porn
Listen up porn sites. We're tired of getting fucked over with your ads, gay shit, and freaky Germans. Cut it out or we'll...